The Toast Publishes "Erotic Fanfic About the Parents from the Rude Video"


I hate that song “Rude” so much that I wrote a very odd fanfic about the disapproving parents from the “Rude” video.

They don’t approve of MAGIC!’s lead singer, Nasri Atweh, any more than I do.

I mean, do you expect me to approve of a Canadian reggae band under any circumstances?

Watch the video here. Then you’ll be fully prepared to read the piece, which lives here.